TOP 20 PHRASES OF THE DIRECTOR

The main phrases of the director of the creative department

Kind and thoughtful colleagues helped me formulate the most common phrases of the head of the agency addressed to the creative department:

1. What are the deadlines? Are you asking about deadlines?! It needs to be done!!!

2. It's all sad shit. Send me something more relevant.

3. Well, how can you not understand?!!!

4. Are you kidding me, I wrote everything clearly! About sad shit, I mean. By the way, specify how to spell «shit» through «A» or «O»

5. Again, you will have to do everything yourself (subtle intonation of universal sorrow and resentment)

6. Of course, I could do it myself, but my time is too expensive (… moreover, I haven't read all the reviews on the Internet about the new Porsche Cayenne yet).

7. Didn't you do anything? I metaphorically meant that I would do it myself!

8. What kind of salary do you have there? Yes, not a little…

9. I promised the client to do it urgently, so you have to do it urgently. And I'm at lunch, that is, at negotiations during lunch.

10. What is not ready yet? Here are three more tasks, prepare urgently!

11. Yes, I am at your age / in your place / in our time!

12. Train your managerial skills. Here, everyone works for me with joy and for free.

13. Can't you replace the designer? Draw yourself then!

14. You have a day. I'm clarifying: FOR 24 WHOLE HOURS!

15. You're just taking advantage of my kindness.

16. Why do I need to be reminded of everything?

17. It's elementary!

18. Well, how can you not understand? (tired with a special finished intonation, not to be confused with paragraph 3!)

19. This is already good, almost what is needed… just change the title, the first and subsequent paragraphs… and the idea needs to be improved. And other pictures are needed.

20. Eeeee. What were you just telling me? Remind me.