EVERYONE KNOWS THE LAW OF THE SANDWICH, AND NOW YOU WILL LEARN WAYS TO GET AROUND IT

12 WAYS TO CIRCUMVENT THE SANDWICH LAW

1. «Terminological impact». After the fall, the bread and butter are mutually renamed, as a result of which the butter turns out to be on top.

2. «Duplication of the active layer with subsequent redefinition.» The sandwich is spread on both sides. After the fall, the bottom oil is excluded from consideration. What remains is just a sandwich lying with butter up.

3. «Protective coating». A layer of caviar is spread on top of the butter, protecting the butter in case of a sandwich falling.

4. «Inversion with pre-reservation». Slices of bread are placed in the places where the sandwich is supposed to fall. After the fall, the upper (original) slice is removed, and the sandwich, now consisting of a reserve slice and butter, lies up last.

5. «Timely installation». Butter is spread on already fallen bread.

6. «Einstein's Way». The sandwich is launched into low-Earth orbit, where the concept of «bottom» generally loses its meaning.

7. «Rational». Buttered sandwiches are excluded from the diet.

8. «Posthumanitarian». Dropped butter sandwiches are saved for the guests.

9. «Perpendicular». The sandwich is spread over the edge.

10. «Presumption of innocence». The sandwich gets rid of the fall.

11. «Injection». The butter is not spread on the bread, but is melted and injected under the crust with a syringe.

12. «Replacing the type of active layer». When making a sandwich, margarine is used instead of butter. Let him fall as he wants now, you bastard.