ENTRIES IN SCHOOL DIARIES
- Alas. parents! Cut your child's hair. I want to look into his eyes.
- I drank beer right in biology class (with a fake bream) and brazenly belched in the face of the merit teacher of Russia!
- Absolutely does not know Pushkin! Dear parents! Please introduce me!
- Hey there! Hello! What's with the money for breakfast?
- Bring 100 rubles each for a bribe to the head. It's funny.
- Dear parents! Please come to school sober.
- Your son turned out to be a daughter. Pay attention to this.
- I was burning my life out in chemistry class.
- I played cards in class. He doesn't know how to count whists.
- Your child missed the Saturday disco! Figure it out!
- Mathematics — 1 Chemistry — 1 Russian language — 1 Geography — 1 Total: 4 (good)
- I was smoking incense in the toilet.
- I smoked in the punishment cell.
- I looked into the eyes of the girls.
- At first, he behaved outrageously, frapped and manicured recklessly. And then suddenly he became a kind of beech, closed in on himself. Amikoshonstvo. Fi.
- The life of the boy in the lesson of the Law of God is preached by Velmi. He pulled the kernels out of the chewed paper into a plastic pipe, through which the clerk became crippled and blind. I exorcised the demon from the classroom. I ask you to behead the son of a bitch on the ass with a twig, deprive him of a meal and a movie, and beat his forehead against the wall!
- Pay attention to the appearance of your daughter. Black and green are no longer worn, the waistline should be lowered! Forbid your daughter to wear a sleeve!
- He brought vodka, tore off the pedagogical council.
- Dear Vladimir Petrovich, Why don't we pour out a beer? Come to the school urgently!
- I shit myself in a courage lesson. Shame on you!
- He takes money from high school students and distributes it to lower school students.
- I got spoiled in gym class with a barbell. Urgently go to the physical education teacher at the hospital.
- He threw $100 at the teacher's feet, which put him in an awkward position.
- I didn't hand over the money for breakfast to the class teacher!
- I smoked in physical education, ran at recess, but I should — on the contrary! Your daughter is something. I'll explain exactly what it is at the meeting.
- Pay attention to your son's appearance. His trousers are always ironed, his hair is neatly combed, his nails are trimmed. Where did this cleanliness come from?!
- Turned a trip to the circus into a farce!
- He lived his life in biology class.
- Before entering the head teacher's office, he knocked on the door with the conditional knock of a physical education teacher.
- He ran on the ceiling, which violated the inviolability of physical laws.
- I persuaded the art teacher to pose in class. It's an outrage!
- I read a book in literature class!!!
- I fell asleep in physical education class during a cross-country race. I overslept the turn.
- I was running in the toilet!
- He talked in a singing lesson, cheeky to the teacher, proving that it was rap.